Bitchassness Be Gone!

So this is an ancient facebook note about Bitchassness... I doubt it has ceased to exist but these days I just refuse to deal with it. However, it's funny to revisit my past and laugh at those bitchass-individuals once again!



VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED!!!
Some people may find the following message highly amusing, true, or offensive. For all of you that know me, usually I don't speak this way (so excuse the language) but it's about time that I be frank and say what's on my mind. No censorship...Again this message may deflate some egos, cause some shaking of heads, extreme laughter or some handclaps. PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

ATTENTION LADIES! BEWARE! BITCHASSNESS IS INCREASING AT AN ALARMING RATE!

Yes everyone! Especially my ladies! Bitchassness is at an all time high. This disease is turning into an epidemic, mostly seen in men! Within the past 24 hours I've had an encounter with this bitchassness and I was highly disturbed, so I felt it was necessary to notify you!

Some signs to look for... this disease comes in many forms...

He doesn't call and has no valid excuse.....bitchassness.

He tries to talk to you and your friend, leaves the same voicemail on both ya'll phones and expects not to get caught....bitchassness.

His apology sounds something like this...”I'm sorry for whatever I did.” This means he's not really sorry, he can't even remember what he did wrong, so how is he going to change his actions....he doesn't want to.....bitchassness

He tells his boys one thing and tells you another.....bitchassness

He doesn't show up for a date or hangout when he said he would (no valid excuse)...bitchassness

He makes up lies about what you just read in his away message....bitchassness

He insist nothing is going on between him and the chick that's been leaving glittery comments on his page...more often than not...bitchassness

He is unwilling to accept that he was wrong, he lies, cheats and deceives. He tells you what you want to hear, gets what he wants and leaves you in the dust....yes suhh!....bitchassness

.....................etc

Feel Free To ADD comments about your sightings of bitchassness

One possible type to look out for....
One that sits behind his computer 90% of the time because he is bored and desperate for attention. He enjoys picking fights because in his twisted mind it's fun to make people upset. After saying all these nice things, he starts to get defensive when you reject his advances. He starts to downplay the situation, like he wasn't the one trying to talk to you. He'll even go as far as telling you that you were apart of some bet that he and his friends had (have we heard this story before?..no originality). He does this because his over-sized, inflated ego has been crushed. After discovering that you've moved on with your life, he realizes that the world doesn't revolve around him. Bitchassness especially appears when things don't go the way he hopes. On the other hand, if this so-called bet existed, what kind of person does that...only one infected with this disease...yes people...bitchassness. Either way you put it the joke is on him.

If you encounter this type or any others that appear to be infected just say....YAHHH!

So what's the resolution....

We've all given in to this disease from time to time (yes even I). But as soon as you find yourself developing the symptoms...say "NO!!! I will not give into bitchassness!"

In order to avoid encounters don't give into the shenanigans and foolishness, because when you give into the games you are partially at fault. (And yes I'm probably giving into some foolishness by posting this note, but after, I'm turning a new leaf...lol...I promise...). Even when you're feeling bored, don't give in, go read a book or do something beneficial because at the end you'll be glad you didn't waste your time. And for all the times you did deal with the bitchassness, take it as a lesson learned.

The cure to this disease...respectful young men who don't pride themselves on being asses. The cure are men who don't act like little boys, who treat women the way they are suppose to be treated, like ladies. They leave the BS behind...yes ladies..these men are actually worth your time. I'd like to personally thank those young men that have shown me that non-bitchassness does exist. Those are the men I applaud...please don't give in like some of the others.


With that said...let's put a stop to it! When you see it coming put your peace sign up and your index down, say “NO!”, and walk away.

Thanks for your time.